"WE FILL YOU WITH FILLING"

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    Breaking

    AVATAR in FULL 1D!!!!

    We humbly invite you to experience… ultimateD…

    You’ve seen Avatar more than anyone else. You’ve seen it in mega-super-maxa-max while tucked inside your fully insulated super-maxa-mega-super suit!!! You’ve seen it in 3D. You’ve seen it in 2D. You are the true authority on James Cameron’s mega-master work. But wait…. You’ve missed something…. You haven’t seen it in shiny… … [continue]

    About the Writers

    BERNARD BYGOTT
    Yeah, they're all hacks! (except for Bernard)-- email: bernardbygott@yahoo.com

    LESLIE FOX
    Okay, Leslie actually has all the skillz-- email: foxleslie@gmail.com

    BRETT HARSCH
    Brett used to write for us, before he realized there were more important things out there like the g-spot. We hope he loses his senses or comes up for air soon-- email: brett.harsch@gmail.com

    PATES BARONI
    Pates is extremely similar to Rupunzel, but without hair-- email: patesbaroni@gmail.com

    FREEMAN FROHLICH
    Freeman has not set foot outside his nuclear hardened bunker in decades, but that doesn’t stop him from keeping the plebs in line.-- email: rrfrohlich@gmail.com

    ANDREA AGUZZI
    We don't know what Andrea writes about, 'cause it's all in Italian, and we're not going to stoop to unpatriotic levels to find out-- email: andreaaguzzi@gmail.com

    LITTLE LORD FAUNTLEROY WALKS IN SHADOW
    Little Lord Faun... actually snorted his real name one night while suffering through an epic narcotic shortage (30 minutes)-- email: yeahright@noway.com

    PAUL FIDALGO
    Paul Fidalgo is a genius when you speak to him very slowly, while using monosyllables-- email: nearearthemail@gmail.com

Featured Articles

featuredimage Satchmo visits Receiving Me?

Whom better to visit a dead magazine/blog than everyone's favorite dearly departed jazzman, Louis Armstrong? Nobody. (For those of you interested ... [continue]

featuredimage “Diff’rent Strokes” with Bernard Bygott

MEMORIES ANYONE? Sing Along: Now, the world don't move to the beat of just one drum, What might be right for you, may ... [continue]

featuredimage Tribute to Pates Baroni, Fallen Comrade

Many writers have passed through the RM? pages, never to come back. Few will be missed as much as our ... [continue]

featuredimage Subjects Unknown: Part 2 (recorded aprox. 150 B.C.)

A long, long time ago in a galaxy where people put content on this blog, Co-Founders, Bernard Bygott and Leslie ... [continue]

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  • Eargasms

    Subjects Unknown: Part 1

    What happens when Leslie and Bernard don’t tell each other what they plan to podcast about? Listen to part 1 and find out…

    Oh yes, and now I type other words here so that the layout looks okay, and you excuse me because … [continue]

    News

    We’re Goin’ to the Super Bowl!

    Like a wave of humidity rolling up the Delaware, a fresh optimism has spread over the City of Brotherly Love.  Reports from training camp are that Donovan McNabb, freshly invigorated from a transfusion of tens of millions of dollars, is throwing “lazer” [sic].  New wideout Jeremy Maclin has been confirmed as indeed a wideout, and one drafted by the Eagles.  … [continue]

    Literary Ether

    On A New Year’s State of Mind

    Scribble scrabble goes the thought,
    Sitting in a tumor of deleterious grief.
    The trouble is money,
    The trouble is power,
    The trouble is punny, …[continue]

    Video Vignettes

    Ninja Footage Discovered, Co-Founder Still Missing

    While on a mission to locate long-lost co-founder, Leslie Fox, members of the RM? task force discovered documentary footage that they claim sheds new light on Fox’s disappearance. According to sources familiar with the film, Fox is depicted as a “highly trained ninja” who has mastered “out of sync voice projection” and other vital ninja skills. Why Fox is seen … [continue]

    Unhealthy Living

    Adventures in Paper

    I can’t seem to grow up. There is some radical, rogue chemical in my thick skull that leads me to make decisions that ensure I maintain the maturity level of a kindergartener. I love this chemical. I hate this chemical. Everyone around me is getting married, launching careers, making plans, discussing serious issues that get printed on the front page … [continue]