"WE FILL YOU WITH FILLING"

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    Breaking

    Satchmo visits Receiving Me?

    Who better to visit a dead magazine/blog than everyone’s favorite dearly departed jazzman, Louis Armstrong? Nobody.

    (For those of you interested in the real story behind this recording: This is a karaoke track of Stevie Wonder’s version of “The Christmas Song”, written by Mel Torme, made famous by Nat King Cole. Did you follow any of that??? Anyway, I … [continue]

    About the Writers

    BERNARD BYGOTT
    Yeah, they're all hacks! (except for Bernard)-- email: bernardbygott@yahoo.com

    LESLIE FOX
    Okay, Leslie actually has all the skillz-- email: foxleslie@gmail.com

    BRETT HARSCH
    Brett used to write for us, before he realized there were more important things out there like the g-spot. We hope he loses his senses or comes up for air soon-- email: brett.harsch@gmail.com

    PATES BARONI
    Pates is extremely similar to Rupunzel, but without hair-- email: patesbaroni@gmail.com

    FREEMAN FROHLICH
    Freeman has not set foot outside his nuclear hardened bunker in decades, but that doesn’t stop him from keeping the plebs in line.-- email: rrfrohlich@gmail.com

    ANDREA AGUZZI
    We don't know what Andrea writes about, 'cause it's all in Italian, and we're not going to stoop to unpatriotic levels to find out-- email: andreaaguzzi@gmail.com

    LITTLE LORD FAUNTLEROY WALKS IN SHADOW
    Little Lord Faun... actually snorted his real name one night while suffering through an epic narcotic shortage (30 minutes)-- email: yeahright@noway.com

    PAUL FIDALGO
    Paul Fidalgo is a genius when you speak to him very slowly, while using monosyllables-- email: nearearthemail@gmail.com

Featured Articles

featuredimage “Diff’rent Strokes” with Bernard Bygott

MEMORIES ANYONE? Sing Along: Now, the world don't move to the beat of just one drum, What might be right for you, may ... [continue]

featuredimage Tribute to Pates Baroni, Fallen Comrade

Many writers have passed through the RM? pages, never to come back. Few will be missed as much as our ... [continue]

featuredimage Subjects Unknown: Part 2 (recorded aprox. 150 B.C.)

A long, long time ago in a galaxy where people put content on this blog, Co-Founders, Bernard Bygott and Leslie ... [continue]

featuredimage RM? Pods the TV Murder Genius

"Eargasms" hosts, Bernard Bygott and Leslie Fox, are proud to present semi-organized banter on the phenomenon of the TV murder ... [continue]

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  • Eargasms

    Subjects Unknown: Part 1

    What happens when Leslie and Bernard don’t tell each other what they plan to podcast about? Listen to part 1 and find out…

    Oh yes, and now I type other words here so that the layout looks okay, and you excuse me because … [continue]

    News

    Profile of Roger Saillant

    Roger Saillant is a man of many interests and many talents. Formerly the VP/GM of Ford Motor Company’s Energy Transformation Division and responsible for 11,000 employees and $5.5 billion in revenues, Roger left Ford to become the CEO of Plug Power, a publicly traded fuel cell company. Now retired from Plug Power, Roger, labeled as a “tempered radical” by Fast … [continue]

    Literary Ether

    On A New Year’s State of Mind

    Scribble scrabble goes the thought,
    Sitting in a tumor of deleterious grief.
    The trouble is money,
    The trouble is power,
    The trouble is punny, …[continue]

    Video Vignettes

    Ninja Footage Discovered, Co-Founder Still Missing

    While on a mission to locate long-lost co-founder, Leslie Fox, members of the RM? task force discovered documentary footage that they claim sheds new light on Fox’s disappearance. According to sources familiar with the film, Fox is depicted as a “highly trained ninja” who has mastered “out of sync voice projection” and other vital ninja skills. Why Fox is seen … [continue]

    Unhealthy Living

    Adventures in Paper

    I can’t seem to grow up. There is some radical, rogue chemical in my thick skull that leads me to make decisions that ensure I maintain the maturity level of a kindergartener. I love this chemical. I hate this chemical. Everyone around me is getting married, launching careers, making plans, discussing serious issues that get printed on the front page … [continue]