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Palin Pick Shrouded in Mystery

Aug 30th, 2008 | By Bernard Bygott | Category: Political Pinions

Gov. Sarah PalinDAYTON, Ohio - Theories abound as to why John McCain picked Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin as his vice presidential nominee.

MSNBC: “She’s a card-carrying lifetime member of the National Rifle Association.”

LA Times: “John McCain clearly concluded that Palin could attract female voters and grab his campaign some Barack Obama-style media buzz…”

Washington Post: “Her evangelical Christian faith– she believes in creationism and is adamantly opposed to abortion– may help [McCain] court skeptical social conservatives.”

New York Times: “Her reputation as a reformer who took on her state party over corruption and wasteful spending could reinforce Mr. McCain’s own maverick appeal.”

Anonymous: “Yes mistress Palin, Johnny’s been a very, very bad boy…. Would you please spank me with this sign?”

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About The Author: Bernard Bygott

A domestic shorthair with a luminous grey mane who is loving and affectionate, personable and sweet. Already de-clawed and neutered, he does suffer from several conditions, such as a heart murmur, chronic uveitis (inflammation of the middle layer of the eye), tumors in both ears, and possibly a hyperthyroid-- all reliable diagnoses he gleaned from CatWebMD.com.

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  1. I liken Palin to the dorky art girl you end up taking to the prom after you find out that you can’t have Tom Ridge or Joe Lieberman because the ditto-heads who have taken your party hostage won’t stand for it. The only question is, will she take off her glasses and let down her hair?

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