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Spade seeks Confirmation

Sep 4th, 2008 | By Bernard Bygott | Category: News

Spade BabyHOLLYWOOD, CA - David Spade waited for DNA reports to identify him as the father of 22-year-old playboy playmate Jillian Grace’s child. Doctors insisted that that the tests were necessary because “another man equally as ugly might also have slept with Ms. Grace at some point.”

Grace could not be reached for comment. Her publicist stated that she was “held up in meetings with Steve Buscemi.”
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About The Author: Bernard Bygott

A domestic shorthair with a luminous grey mane who is loving and affectionate, personable and sweet. Already de-clawed and neutered, he does suffer from several conditions, such as a heart murmur, chronic uveitis (inflammation of the middle layer of the eye), tumors in both ears, and possibly a hyperthyroid-- all reliable diagnoses he gleaned from CatWebMD.com.

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