"WE FILL YOU WITH FILLING"

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We Want Yer Booty!

Nov 28th, 2008 | By Bernard Bygott | Category: Unhealthy Living

Argh

It doesn’t take much to anger the copyright Gods. Receiving Me? has been a bastion of illegal activity from its inception. From dropping knowledge bombs on the drive-by-media to other things we’ve never done, Receiving Me? has proudly thumbed its virtual nose at any family members willing to read our thoughts… but times have changed. Apparently, in a feat of enormous irregularity, somebody without actual blood ties to Receiving Me? has happened upon our happy, irreverent, thieving community. This person claims actual “ownership” over material that has appeared in Receiving Me?. This marks the first occurrence of such an admission. We did try obtaining confessions like this in the past, but  our attempts were often thwarted by utter silence or tears (usually both). And so, with this completely fictitious history in mind, we invite you to peruse the following letter (as well as links for Quantum of Solace and Transporter 3).

Dear receivingme,
Video Disabled
A copyright owner has claimed it owns some or all of the audio content in your video Tom Petty - Mary Jane/Nosferatu Mashup. The audio content identified in your video is Mary Jane’s Last Dance by Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers. We regret to inform you that your video has been blocked from playback due to a music rights issue.
Replace Your Audio with AudioSwap
Don’t worry, we have plenty of music available for your use. Please visit our AudioSwap library to learn how you can easily replace the audio in your video with any track from our growing library of fully licensed songs.
Other Options
If you think there’s been a mistake, or you have other questions, please visit the Copyright Notice page in your account.
Sincerely,
The YouTube Content Identification Team

They must have missed the article in which Mr. Petty asked us to re-edit his video and mistreated our imaginary secretary, Victoria. Gosh, we miss her.

Now try out these links:

(Quantum of Solace) Make sure to launch the “ninja video helper” as it states at the top of the linked page.

(Transporter 3) Seriously, it won’t work otherwise!

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About The Author: Bernard Bygott

A domestic longhair with a luminous grey mane who is loving and affectionate, personable and sweet. Already de-clawed and neutered, he does suffer from several conditions, such as a heart murmur, chronic uveitis (inflammation of the middle layer of the eye), tumors in both ears, and possibly a hyperthyroid-- all reliable diagnoses he gleaned from WebMD.com.

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