North Pole, Arctic Ocean - With the overwhelming success of cinematic masterwork, Four Christmases, executives at Time Warner Inc. have decided to greenlight (cheesy pun intended) three sequels: Five Christmases, Six Christmases, and Seven Kwanzaas. Vince Vaughn, currently busy “getting laid after a long dry spell,” is reported to be on board for the three films as long as a “hot blond is also involved.” Apparently last year’s Christmas film, Fred Claus, taught Vaughn that very important lesson.

Reports are circulating that Vaughn is so adamant about the inclusion of a hot blond that he has taken it upon himself to do some grass roots casting out of his own Los Angles apartment just in case co-star Reese Witherspoon “let’s herself go.” However, Witherspoon devotees will be happy to know that she has been making her weekly doctors appointments and continues to be especially resistant to the side effects of starvation.

Fans of the Christmas flick are thrilled to hear of the sequels. FourChristmasesForever.com webmaster, Ghet Alife, broke the story online, proclaiming Four Christmases to be the fastest movie to have captured the true meaning of Christmas: “The separation of you from your money, now and in the future!”

Receiving Me? will report more on this story whenever it becomes true (probably soon).