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Phils Upgrade in Left Field

Dec 13th, 2008 | By Bernard Bygott | Category: News

The Phillies and Raul Ibanez agreed to a 3-year, $30 million contract on Saturday. New Phils GM, Rueben Amaro Jr., described the pickup succinctly: “Raul will play left field and be old.”

This move means that Pat Burrell is officially less likely to sleep with your girlfriend in South Philly next year. Guys attached to hot girls in American League cities everywhere, be afraid.

Receiving Me? will provide readers with additional clips of both Ibanez and Burrell’s antics (on and off the field) whenever the Google Video search engine makes them available.

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About The Author: Bernard Bygott

A domestic shorthair with a luminous grey mane who is loving and affectionate, personable and sweet. Already de-clawed and neutered, he does suffer from several conditions, such as a heart murmur, chronic uveitis (inflammation of the middle layer of the eye), tumors in both ears, and possibly a hyperthyroid-- all reliable diagnoses he gleaned from CatWebMD.com.

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  1. Leslie FoxNo Gravatar January 6th, 2009 2:29 am :

    Tampa Bay just signed Burrell for less money and fewer years. Victory!

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