Pro-Readership Propaganda
Dec 17th, 2008 | By Bernard Bygott | Category: Toxic Eye Candy
Somewhere no one is looking, HERE - Extreme lack of readership calls for extremely truthful advertising. In an attempt to reverse the segregation of Receiving Me? from “people who use the internet”, someone important (who we should all pretend is not me) has initiated operation “Trust Us, This Is True”– an advertising campaign with the core mission of exploring the catastrophic ramifications of continuing to ignore what the New York Times once called “A blog no one reads, with a name no one understands.” The first stage of advertising in this forthcoming series of jaw-dropping demonstrations of ennui and unemployment is entitled, “Fountain of Youthyness.”
