Pro-Readership Propaganda drie
Dec 30th, 2008 | By Bernard Bygott | Category: Toxic Eye Candy
Our subscriber has spoken, and operation “Trust Us, This Is True” continues. The next entry in the series is a scientific analysis of the overall benefit of wasting time with us. Please remember that all if this is very accurate. If readers would like to acquire additional documentation, they are invited to request so in the comments section. In fact, even if readers would rather not receive further documentation, they are still invited to post so in the comments section. To that end, and just in case readers are fat lazy bastards, I have prepared three comments that folks can copy and paste:
1) This is the awesomest series of articles I have ever read. You are a journalistic God.
2) I’m having trouble holding back my orgasms. You are a journalistic God.
3) Stop calling yourself a journalistic God. You are a journalistic God.
Feel free to choose the most accurate deceit.
