Perhaps the most hotly contested devisional round playoff game will be this Sunday’s meeting of the New York Football Giants and the Philadelphia Eagles. The two teams played twice during the regular season, each team winning on the road. By now you’ve heard all the experts’ opinions; so we asked a few of the fans what they think about the game

Ricco Blutarski

Lookie here, normally I’m a pretty relaxed guy. Sure I like to go out and have a few stews, but I don’t go crazy or nothin’. There is one thing that really ticks me off though. Loudmouth, classless, drunken Eagles fans. First of all, anybody who can’t see the inherent greatness of Big Blue ought to get there eyes checked, and if you still can’t recognize the manifest destiny laid right out before you, then maybe stop watching football, cause you don’t know squat. Furthermore… Philadelphia, I needn’t say more but I will. I mean “Rocky” c’mon, you know how many times somebody has run up a flight of stairs in New York movie? Me neither, cause it happens all the frickin’ time, but you don’t see us making a big deal about it, cause hey, we got other things going on. But Philly? It’s just worthless rusting heap, no class, no culture, and barely any law.

I mean this one time I went down there to watch the Mets, and of course they were winning, and so I was cheering, nothing to obnoxious, just letting the Phillies know how much they suck. Then this one dude tells me to shove it. Let me tell you, if he hadn’t had all his boys there with him I would have shoved something. Worst of all, the stupid Phillies (worst World Series team ever) came back and won the game because the morons the front office thought it would be a great idea to field a team with no closer.

But enough about those skunks, let me tell you exactly why Big Blue is going to be triumphant. First of all, everybody who knows anything about football knows that the Eagles are a squad of chokers. Every time they get into a big game what happens? Donavan McChoke throws a pick and the game is over. Then you got little baby Brian Westbrook (most overrated back you never heard of) who couldn’t find a yard between the tackles if his life depended on it. And Brian Dawkins, weapon X? More like weapon X good player, swear to god my grandma, god bless her, she’s got two plastic hips and she can cover better than Dawkins.

Now you look at the G-men, that there is a football team worthy of representing the big apple. We got Eli “the right” Manning throwing the ball, we got Brandon “265 lbs of Pain” Jacobson running it up the gut. That’s not even mentioning the big blue defense; Justin Tuck is going to step all over Donnie McSuck, Antonio Pierce is going to be flying sideline to sideline, and crushing anything green he sees… Basically even talking about this game like it’s going to be a contest is ridiculous.

I think it’s time that you chumps in Philly faced the facts. You come from a chump town full of low rent, low class drunks and retards and this Sunday you’re going to get the beat down you deserve for pelting Santa with snowballs. Jerks.

Frank Carlloti

Hey, I watch the games, believe me I watch the games… I got to tell you the Gints are gonna get crushed in this game. First of all, we just pasted you guys like six weeks ago, Second of all Plaxico shot himself, and third, Fredo Manning is starting to get that scared little boy look on his dumb mug again. But all that aside, the Gints are going to lose cause we’re hungrier.

You see, me and my buddies rented a bus and filled it up with Tasty-Cakes, Lager, soft pretzels, cheese-steaks, and Lager. Tonight we’re driving up to that paved over swamp they call a stadium and as soon as we get there we are going to start rocking and we aint gonna stop until the G-men go home like the whipped dogs they are. We are going to take that place over, and let me tell you, those namby pamby Giants fans wouldn’t dare come to the Linc and do what we are going to do to the Meadowlands. It’s going to be epic!

So, we the fans are going to do our part to win this game, now let me tell how the players are going to do it. First of all McNabb is playing like the old McNabb. Everybody talks about how that benching against Baltimore turned his season around. Well let me tell what really happened. You see I was at the game, right on the sideline in fact, and I took the opportunity to let McNabb know that he was stinking the joint up, and that if he didn’t start throwing the ball more accurately I was going to continue yelling at him. As you can see, he really took the message to heart. As long as he has enough character, moral fiber, and heart to continue completing passes, I don’t see any problems for the offence.

Now the defense is were things get interesting, cause that’s were you get to hurt people. Some of the guys I work with are like “I don’t know, I mean Boss is a pretty good tight end and the eagles have trouble defending tight ends.” And I tell ‘em “if your scared get a dog.” B-Dawk is going to be crushing Manning before he even gets a chance to throw the ball, so I don’t expect Boss to have any effect on the game what so ever. And the Gints vaunted rushing attack. Let me tell you, Bradley, Patterson, Bunkley, it’s like a whole new D we got going on here. Jacobs is going to be scared to sleep with lights out after we get done with him. It’s going to be like the body bag game part II.

So, let’s review. Eagles victory on Sunday, pit stop to crush the kitty-cats or the red-birds, and then shoot over to Tampa Bay, cause we’re going to the bowl baby! E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!

Sven Karsgard

I do enjoy a well-played football match, and this Sunday’s meeting of the New York Giants and the Philadelphia Eagles promises to be a real doozy. So closely matched are the two squads that I would not hazard a guess as to who will triumph. What luck for us fans that we get to watch the game. My only complaint is that my beloved Vikings are not involved. Ah well, I suppose it was not meant be… I mean I shouldn’t be surprised, what with that “genius” Brad Childress running the team. Who knew that he learned clock management at the foot of the great Andy Reid? I was particularly enchanted by his outside the box thinking, such as when he declined a holding penalty which would have pushed the Eagles out of field goal range, and thereby conceded three points. After all what are points but that which determines the outcome of the game. But here I am nattering on about a few piddling details, when I should be using all my powers of imagination to pretend that Tarvaris Jackson is an NFL quarterback. Anyway, best of luck and may the best team win!