Celebrities Like Pot!
Feb 2nd, 2009 | By Bernard Bygott | Category: Toxic Eye Candy
In an apparent show of solidarity with uber-athlete Michael Phelps, famous people across the globe are releasing incriminating snapshots of themselves smoking pot. Phelps was caught in the act while partaking in America’s favorite pastime at the University of South Carolina last November, but a British tabloid only recently published the photo. (Apparently it was a slow week for Britney.) However, one source, who definitely did not recently vacate the White House, suspects that the pot posting celebrities have ulterior motives: “These folks are just hoping that the pot will make them insanely strong swimmers, but I can tell you from first hand experience that you need the stronger stuff for that.” Another source, currently living in the White House– who definitively did not admit to using cocaine in his past, concurred and mentioned something about bowling.
