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Celebrities Like Pot!

Feb 2nd, 2009 | By Bernard Bygott | Category: Toxic Eye Candy

In an apparent show of solidarity with uber-athlete Michael Phelps, famous people across the globe are releasing incriminating snapshots of themselves smoking pot. Phelps was caught in the act while partaking in America’s favorite pastime at the University of South Carolina last November, but a British tabloid only recently published the photo. (Apparently it was a slow week for Britney.) However, one source, who definitely did not recently vacate the White House, suspects that the pot posting celebrities have ulterior motives: “These folks are just hoping that the pot will make them insanely strong swimmers, but I can tell you from first hand experience that you need the stronger stuff for that.” Another source, currently living in the White House– who definitively did not admit to using cocaine in his past, concurred and mentioned something about bowling.

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About The Author: Bernard Bygott

A domestic shorthair with a luminous grey mane who is loving and affectionate, personable and sweet. Already de-clawed and neutered, he does suffer from several conditions, such as a heart murmur, chronic uveitis (inflammation of the middle layer of the eye), tumors in both ears, and possibly a hyperthyroid-- all reliable diagnoses he gleaned from CatWebMD.com.

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  1. Love the pictures! Really interesting and funny! I love visiting this blog.It always has some new stuff to discuss about.Keep up the work guys.

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  5. Really? Is that only for smoking pot? I thought they uses it for drugs. I guess they really need it because even in the set or anywhere they still brought it.

  6. Oh disgusting! They really need it? There’s a lot of uses this smoking pot right? Is it also use for marijuana??

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