Octuplets’ Mother Gives the Greatest Gift of All
Feb 12th, 2009 | By Leslie Fox | Category: News
Nadya Suleman, the Los Angeles woman who recently gave birth to her seventh through fourteenth child, has decided to donate several of her extra children to charity. Suleman, who gave birth to the octuplets after undergoing an in-vitro procedure, has expressed concern with how the economy may be affecting families living in poverty.
“I just know that there’s a hard working family out there that can’t afford to have a child of their own. I think they would really appreciate having a gently used baby.” Said Sulemam. “I mean, just look at, um, Steve? I think I named him Steve,” said Suleman as she held up a girl child, “Sure he’s not so cute as some of his brothers and sisters, but there’s still plenty of wear left in him.” She added that with so many extra children, “I was just going to put them in long-term storage anyway.”
Families interested in receiving one of the children should contact Suleman’s lawyer, or simply come by her house and grab one from the basket marked “Free Babies.” Limit one per household.
Those babies are just taking up room needed for the coming dectuplets anyway.
This woman gives me premonitions about a dark future where genetically altered clones are grown in human incubators, all made possible by the breakthroughs in fertility achieved to satisfy Nadia Suleman’s baby lust.