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Gielgud Rocks!

Feb 18th, 2009 | By Bernard Bygott | Category: Eargasms

Pray tell, what doesn't fit.Sir John Gielgud’s first hip-hop album, The Bard’s Got Flow, has literally taken over the internet. According to someone lying, computer scientists across the globe are making contingency plans “should the net prove incapable of harnessing such awesomeness.” Perhaps it is fitting for the internet to be taken out by a blog no one reads, or maybe that makes no sense at all. Either way, Gielgud’s sophomore comeback effort, Gielgud Rocks!, a cleverly titled Rock & Roll themed disk, may prove even more popular with insane people who like crap– and consequently destroy the internet once and for all.

Although RM? was unable to locate listeners crazy and tone-deaf enough to give comment, an anonymous review of Gielgud Rocks! is circulating that involves the words “inspired” and “not”. With a glowing appraisal like that, RM? proudly presents Sir John Gielgud’s first single from the album: “The Tempest (In My Pants)”.

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*re-mix by DJ Burn. Credit to Shakespeare, M. Krurnowski, The Internet and Unemployment.

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About The Author: Bernard Bygott

A domestic shorthair with a luminous grey mane who is loving and affectionate, personable and sweet. Already de-clawed and neutered, he does suffer from several conditions, such as a heart murmur, chronic uveitis (inflammation of the middle layer of the eye), tumors in both ears, and possibly a hyperthyroid-- all reliable diagnoses he gleaned from CatWebMD.com.

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