Slogan Contest
Feb 19th, 2009 | By Bernard Bygott | Category: Unhealthy Living
For most of RM?’s existence, “We fill you with filling” has been the magablog’s one and only tagline, but due to what some have called the “schizophrenic nature of the magazine,” staff members have decided that one tag is simply not enough. Writer, Pates Baroni, currently on extended leave, summed up the sentiment: “More would be betterer.” How true. Here is a list of discussed slogans that I didn’t just make up.
DRUM
ROLL
PLEASE…
More would be betterer.
No.
Supply your own intelligence.
You’re gonna catch on soon.
love,
mom.Like other blogs, only more so.
It’s funnier when you pretend it’s funnier.
Articles with text.
We’re just testing to make sure you don’t know better.
Masochism loves us– don’t be jealous.
A blog no one reads with a name no one understands.
In my head it’s all brilliant.
In my head it’s still brilliant.
Stolen, but with changed words.
Stolen, but with altered words.
Beating boredom/joining boredom.
Elsewhere only makes you smarter.
The thought stops here for good and dies a slow and poorly written death.
Let’s repeat that thing you hated!
Columns gone feral!
Undomesticated construct.
Neglect and porn syndicate.
Yes, but we said it second, so that should count for something… please.
When you feel pain, repeat and welcome!
Reporting reports (except when we have real jobs rarely).
We so good can talk all true and truthsome.
Watch out for brain holes.
Attention to derail.
1st class 2nd class stuff with words.
Poop on a stick, then serve.
This strikes me as very random. What you think yo?
The brainwave retreat and mortuary.
There is no acceptable excuse… just read on in shame.
Now featuring grammatical irony.
Because having a point would just spoil the fun.
We’re on the internet, there are no standards, and we can prove it so!
And, evidently, since those slogans are way too normal, someone’s mom wrote this one: “Even a little feces ruins the ice cream.” No one is entirely sure what that means, but it’s looking like the overall winner. (Damn you mom!)
As always, feel free to ignore my request to add your own slogans in the comments section, or, better yet, don’t!
Clarification: I would like to point out that a crazy homeless man named “Leslie Fox” came up with the slogan “Like other blogs, only more so.” This should explain why it outclasses the rest of the list which I obtained while huffing glue and scrounging through gorilla dung.
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Personally, I found this site because I was looking to be filled by filling. I think you’d no longer be advertising one of your primary selling points if you changed your slogan.
BUT, if you had to, how about something along those lines, such as:
“We feel you, with feeling”
“We fail you with falling”
“We flatten you with flinging”
“We fill. You filling”
Or
“Home of M.C. FielGud”
I think “We fill. You filling.” is just absurd enough to be what we at the office dub “Receiving Me? brilliant.” Thank you and fill you.