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Satanic Messages of Steve Jobs: REVEALED!

Apr 12th, 2009 | By Bernard Bygott | Category: Video Vignettes

Steve Jobs, like other uber-cool celebrities before him, has been hiding Satanic messages in his public appearances for years. Only recently, however, has anybody decoded his messages. It seems that most people assumed that a techno-wiz like Jobs would have used some complicated algorithm to mask his agenda. It turns out Jobs used a simple “backmasking” tecnique, like the Beatles and Pink Floyd, in which phrases played backwards take on entirely new, sinister meanings!

The A/V department at RM? put together this short reel, highlighting some of Jobs’s more terrible proclamations. Warning: this video may contain content that is true, and, therefore, not actually funny, but probably not.

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About The Author: Bernard Bygott

A domestic shorthair with a luminous grey mane who is loving and affectionate, personable and sweet. Already de-clawed and neutered, he does suffer from several conditions, such as a heart murmur, chronic uveitis (inflammation of the middle layer of the eye), tumors in both ears, and possibly a hyperthyroid-- all reliable diagnoses he gleaned from CatWebMD.com.

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