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Fans Prefer the Workprint

May 3rd, 2009 | By Bernard Bygott | Category: News

In a national pole conducted by some organization that sounds impressive, movie goers preferred the X-Men Origins: Wolverine workprint over the final studio cut. The top three reasons: “You can pretend the shitty parts of the workprint will be edited out.”, followed by, “Since this exact movie has been made a hundred times in the last ten years, it was refreshing to see something actually different,” and “Now I can be absolutely certain that even movie stars need wires to fly.” Although failing to crack the top three, “Hugh Jackman wasn’t hairy enough.”, and “Are those claws real?” were also popular choices.

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About The Author: Bernard Bygott

A domestic shorthair with a luminous grey mane who is loving and affectionate, personable and sweet. Already de-clawed and neutered, he does suffer from several conditions, such as a heart murmur, chronic uveitis (inflammation of the middle layer of the eye), tumors in both ears, and possibly a hyperthyroid-- all reliable diagnoses he gleaned from CatWebMD.com.

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