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Steven Seagal, “Best Actor” Front-runner

May 10th, 2009 | By Bernard Bygott | Category: News

Action star, Steven Seagal, has had a fruitful career in the direct-to-video circuit for the past ten years, but Oscar insiders are projecting a major comeback for the hair plugged action giant. Later this month, Seagal will release a film that represents his “most intense, most personal work to date,” aptly titled Driven to Kill. According to sources too made up to name, Seagal is “so intense in this film, and takes himself so seriously, that Academy voters will feel compelled to vote for him.”

RM? was mailed a sneak preview of the film, which certainly does not dissapoint:

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About The Author: Bernard Bygott

A domestic shorthair with a luminous grey mane who is loving and affectionate, personable and sweet. Already de-clawed and neutered, he does suffer from several conditions, such as a heart murmur, chronic uveitis (inflammation of the middle layer of the eye), tumors in both ears, and possibly a hyperthyroid-- all reliable diagnoses he gleaned from CatWebMD.com.

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