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AVATAR in FULL 1D!!!!

Feb 21st, 2010 | By Bernard Bygott | Category: Featured Articles

We humbly invite you to experience… ultimateD…

You’ve seen Avatar more than anyone else. You’ve seen it in mega-super-maxa-max while tucked inside your fully insulated super-maxa-mega-super suit!!! You’ve seen it in 3D. You’ve seen it in 2D. You are the true authority on James Cameron’s mega-master work. But wait…. You’ve missed something…. You haven’t seen it in shiny… … [continue]



On A New Year’s State of Mind

Dec 31st, 2009 | By Bernard Bygott | Category: Literary Ether

Scribble scrabble goes the thought,
Sitting in a tumor of deleterious grief.
The trouble is money,
The trouble is power,
The trouble is punny, …[continue]



Satchmo visits Receiving Me?

Dec 25th, 2009 | By Bernard Bygott | Category: Featured Articles

Whom better to visit a dead magazine/blog than everyone’s favorite dearly departed jazzman, Louis Armstrong? Nobody.

(For those of you interested in the real story behind this recording: This is a karaoke track of Stevie Wonder’s version of “The Christmas Song”, written by Mel Torme, made famous by Nat King Cole. Did you follow any of that??? Anyway, I … [continue]



“Diff’rent Strokes” with Bernard Bygott

Dec 23rd, 2009 | By Bernard Bygott | Category: Featured Articles

MEMORIES ANYONE?

Sing Along:
Now, the world don’t move to the beat of just one drum,
What might be right for you, may not be right for some.
A man is born, he’s a man of means.
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.

But they got, Diff’rent Strokes.
It takes, Diff’rent Strokes.
It takes, Diff’rent Strokes to move the world.

Everybody’s got a special kind of story
Everybody … [continue]



Tribute to Pates Baroni, Fallen Comrade

Jul 26th, 2009 | By Bernard Bygott | Category: Featured Articles

Many writers have passed through the RM? pages, never to come back. Few will be missed as much as our dearly departed friend, Pates Baroni. Pates, whose name you are no-doubt mispronouncing (it’s actually two syllables: Pot-Tays), was a gift to all mankind… and… well.. the rest is silence…

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Subjects Unknown: Part 2 (recorded aprox. 150 B.C.)

Jul 23rd, 2009 | By Bernard Bygott | Category: Eargasms, Featured Articles

A long, long time ago in a galaxy where people put content on this blog, Co-Founders, Bernard Bygott and Leslie Fox, recorded stuff with no preparation at all. Part of that session was posted on this blogazine– who can forget the extremely creative title “Subjects Unknown: Part 1“? Shortly thereafter, all RM? contributors went on vacation, promising … [continue]



Subjects Unknown: Part 1

May 27th, 2009 | By Bernard Bygott | Category: Eargasms

What happens when Leslie and Bernard don’t tell each other what they plan to podcast about? Listen to part 1 and find out…

Oh yes, and now I type other words here so that the layout looks okay, and you excuse me because … [continue]



RM? Pods the TV Murder Genius

May 14th, 2009 | By Bernard Bygott | Category: Eargasms

“Eargasms” hosts, Bernard Bygott and Leslie Fox, are proud to present semi-organized banter on the phenomenon of the TV murder genius. Other words may eventually go here expressing more relevant points on the topic, but exhaustion has set in, and this writer needs a shower. If you like what you hear, subscribe, tell your friends, and send rations. Better yet, … [continue]



Jar Jar in New Trek?

May 14th, 2009 | By Bernard Bygott | Category: News

In an unprecedented stunt that some believe may have originated from George Lucas’s Skywalker Ranch, Jar-Jar Binks has been digitally inserted into several theatrical releases of the newest Star Trek film. In these altered cuts, Jar-Jar, the controversial character from Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace, appears in numerous shots “being annoying,” “insulting intelligence,” and “killing childhood.” His … [continue]



Tech Rehearsal

May 12th, 2009 | By Bernard Bygott | Category: Eargasms

Dear “Eargasms” listeners,

A long, long time ago, RM? co-founders, Leslie Fox and Bernard Bygott, tried to record a podcast chronicling the USA TV show “Burn Notice”. It was a complete disaster. Our previous podcasts were recorded in a professional studio, but the “Burn Notice” session was our first attempt to accomplish repartee in a non-studio environment (Leslie’s parents’ living room). We sucked. … [continue]