Steve Jobs, like other uber-cool celebrities before him, has been hiding Satanic messages in his public appearances for years. Only recently, however, has anybody decoded his messages. It seems that most people assumed that a techno-wiz like Jobs would have used some complicated algorithm to mask his agenda. It turns out Jobs used a simple “backmasking” tecnique, like the Beatles … [continue]

In an apparent blow to somebody who cares, Rush Limbaugh is leaving New York and “not coming back”. Limbaugh blames the new state budget, in which millionaires now have to pay higher taxes than janitors and other folks without nationally syndicated radio shows. Liberals claim the budget is a big victory for children, the elderly, the disabled, and homeless people … [continue]

The following is what I am dubbing a “Read & Play” piece of fiction. I have no idea who else is doing this on the internet, but I certainly am taking credit for not getting the idea from that person! Anyway, if you like the idea, let me know, and, next time, I might even spend some time on the writing!

How to Navigate a “Read & Play”:

Step 1: Press “Play” … [continue]

It’s been some time since I wrote a good old-fashioned blog entry where I make fun of myself for your reading pleasure. Oh well… this one is serious.

I need a job, like, yesterday… preferably in NYC. You see, I decided to move back to the big city because my life as an amateur blogger who nobody reads wasn’t … [continue]

There’s a place that marshmallows smell.
That’s where I like.
Nobody ruins the stick fights,
And nobody jumps too high… [continue]

Some Place Way too Expensive for Any of Us, Hollywood - In a stunning development, John Mayer is reportedly pregnant with Brad Pitt’s child. As of press time, Jennifer Aniston (former lover of Pitt and current lover of Mayer) could not be reached for comment. However, a source close to Aniston claims that the star believes that the child could … [continue]

What happens when you spend a couple hours trying to film a scene and the audio gets horribly distorted? Apparently you make a silent film. Eat your heart out Chaplin!

Cast: Bernard Bygott and Leslie Fox

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Well, much was learned after editing the first half of RM?’s Oscar podcast. Some noted how there was a lack of “ideas” or “continuity”, while others focused on someone’s whiny sounding voice. (Hey, I’m just keepin’ it real, baby!) Overall, the show was a sensational success.

Now, the second half of this soon-to-be-famous pod is much shorter and contains a few less pointless tangents, but may just wow audiences anyway. Discerning listeners (as if we have that kind) will note that RM? dipped deeply into emergency funds… [continue]

There should be clever text here that will entice you to listen to RM?’s first podcast which covers the Oscars in a breathtakingly brilliant manner. However, it is currently four o’clock in the morning and attempting such writing is dangerous at best.

Here is the first part in a two part series on the Oscars. (There will also be … [continue]

President Barack Obama made some very large promises during his first speech to a joint session of Congress. For those viewers worried that overhauling healthcare, reversing the economy, saving education, fixing the auto industry, reestablishing the integrity of banks and customer access to loans, and ending two wars (while increasing troops and paying everyone involved a lot more) wasn’t enough, … [continue]