Athletic Support would like to take a break from misinforming you about basketball and baseball and talk to you for a moment about an ongoing crisis in this country. Athletic Support hates two things, intolerance of others and Scientology. And even though we have always felt this way, we feel those crazy “alien souls trapped in a volcano” believing … [continue]
Beloved readers, Athletic Support would like to apologize for the delay in communications; we’ve been busy lately with our “job.” But we are back and feeling only slightly bitter about the fact that we can, at best, finish second in our office pool to some random girl who miraculously picked Davidson over Wisconsin. However, we’ve moved beyond this disappointment to … [continue]
As we sit here in a bar playing hooky from our day job, we started thinking about NCAA tournament etiquette. When it comes to tourney time there are some rules of behavior that one must conform to. Otherwise people will find you gauche and uncouth and other old-timey words that mean “jackass”. We here at Athletic Support have drawn up a short … [continue]
OFFICIAL RULES OF THE NBA
1. Games last 48 minutes, divided into 4 quarters of 12 minutes each.
a. No effort by players required…
b. Except for the last 5 minutes of the game.
2. Traveling is defined as taking more than 3 steps without dribbling
the ball…
a. Except for Kobe Bryant.
b. … [continue]
Football! Wrong Season!
Baseball! Not Yet!
Hockey! Who Cares!
Basketball! Just Right!
The madness of March descends upon us once again, like vipers from planes or the careers of overcharged politicians. (Jersey girls: 5 drinks on the shore or 3 grand in the city) And yet, we are still excited, nay entranced by the yearly spectacle of basketball mediocrity wrought by early departures to … [continue]
Receiving Me? adds new blood: Grand Master Harsch.
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