"WE FILL YOU WITH FILLING"

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Panacea: everything that’s wrong with you and me in three easy steps

Apr 8th, 2008 | By Pates Baroni | Category: Unhealthy Living

It is April 7th and I am fat. Why should this concern you? Let’s not be coy tubby, you are too. That jelly belly isn’t full of giggles, it’s full of shame and Ben and Jerry’s. But let’s not stop there. Where’s Surinam? Don’t know, do you? There’s no shame in that; nobody knows where Surinam is except … [continue]



Geograwhat?

Apr 8th, 2008 | By Pates Baroni | Category: Unhealthy Living

When traveling abroad I often encountered large groups of friendly new faces willing to share a pint, but the clock was counting down to insult and injury. No more than 20 minutes into our conversation I would be confronted with questions like, “So, you’re American… do you know where France is? Wait… how about Texas? Or Washington DC?” It was … [continue]