Roger Saillant is a man of many interests and many talents. Formerly the VP/GM of Ford Motor Company’s Energy Transformation Division and responsible for 11,000 employees and $5.5 billion in revenues, Roger left Ford to become the CEO of Plug Power, a publicly traded fuel cell company. Now retired from Plug Power, Roger, labeled as a “tempered radical” by Fast … [continue]
Like a wave of humidity rolling up the Delaware, a fresh optimism has spread over the City of Brotherly Love. Reports from training camp are that Donovan McNabb, freshly invigorated from a transfusion of tens of millions of dollars, is throwing “lazer” [sic]. New wideout Jeremy Maclin has been confirmed as indeed a wideout, and one drafted by the Eagles. … [continue]
President Obama has policy ambitions beyond that of your average president. Perhaps it’s because of a friendly senate and a country in crisis, after all, the word for crisis in Greek is (opportunity + sub-prime meltdown – volcano)/tragic incest*. Thus far Mr. Obama has gotten quite a bit done. Massive injections of capital into troubled financial institutions, state governments, and … [continue]
In an unprecedented stunt that some believe may have originated from George Lucas’s Skywalker Ranch, Jar-Jar Binks has been digitally inserted into several theatrical releases of the newest Star Trek film. In these altered cuts, Jar-Jar, the controversial character from Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace, appears in numerous shots “being annoying,” “insulting intelligence,” and “killing childhood.” His … [continue]
Action star, Steven Seagal, has had a fruitful career in the direct-to-video circuit for the past ten years, but Oscar insiders are projecting a major comeback for the hair plugged action giant. Later this month, Seagal will release a film that represents his “most intense, most personal work to date,” aptly titled Driven to Kill. According to sources too made up … [continue]
Despite our solemn oath of eternal anonymity, we at RM? have decided to expose ourselves to iTunes. From this day forward, all “Eargasms” entries will appear on iTunes, so why not subscribe below! And, yes… hopefully iTunes can handle our massive junk!!! [continue]
In a national pole conducted by some organization that sounds impressive, movie goers preferred the X-Men Origins: Wolverine workprint over the final studio cut. The top three reasons: “You can pretend the shitty parts of the workprint will be edited out.”, followed by, “Since this exact movie has been made a hundred times in the last ten years, it was … [continue]
People of Philadelphia, now is our time for mourning. Bring forth ash that we may taste the cinder of our hopes and dreams, uncoil the lash that we might dull our existential anguish with floggings, and weep until your eyes, reddened and burning, run dry. Yes, weep; for the oceans of our discontent cannot be contained by mere … [continue]
Many people noticed that the 81st Oscars were a consciously toned down affair, a decision that was made, no doubt, in an attempt to make movie stars seem more like the largely unemployed public watching at home. However, one viewer, Gull E. Bull, a private detective from a place you definitely think is stupid, actually placed a call to 911 to … [continue]
The Academy Awards are just around the corner and, thus far, destined to continue a long tradition of awarding obvious, over-bloated sentimentality. But RM? has submitted a proposal to the Academy which, if implemented, will surely change the course of history and maybe even save the reputation of the weepy-eyed conglomerate. RM? advises… triumph by head size. Supporters of the … [continue]
