While on a mission to locate long-lost co-founder, Leslie Fox, members of the RM? task force discovered documentary footage that they claim sheds new light on Fox’s disappearance. According to sources familiar with the film, Fox is depicted as a “highly trained ninja” who has mastered “out of sync voice projection” and other vital ninja skills. Why Fox is seen … [continue]
While perusing a book of supposed truths called Uncle John’s Extraordinary Book of Facts & Bizarre Information, I ran across an ironic sidebar: “The lowest man on the totem pole is the most important.” While this would lead some to question how exactly this turn of phrase came to mean the (ahem) polar opposite (sorry, I had to go there), it … [continue]
Steve Jobs, like other uber-cool celebrities before him, has been hiding Satanic messages in his public appearances for years. Only recently, however, has anybody decoded his messages. It seems that most people assumed that a techno-wiz like Jobs would have used some complicated algorithm to mask his agenda. It turns out Jobs used a simple “backmasking” tecnique, like the Beatles … [continue]
In an apparent blow to somebody who cares, Rush Limbaugh is leaving New York and “not coming back”. Limbaugh blames the new state budget, in which millionaires now have to pay higher taxes than janitors and other folks without nationally syndicated radio shows. Liberals claim the budget is a big victory for children, the elderly, the disabled, and homeless people … [continue]
What happens when you spend a couple hours trying to film a scene and the audio gets horribly distorted? Apparently you make a silent film. Eat your heart out Chaplin!
Cast: Bernard Bygott and Leslie Fox
Just hours after the Pittsburgh Steelers became Super Bowl Champions, a far more important victor was crowned: the winner of the 2009 Super Bowl Commercials. The competition was as fierce as ever, but, once the cheese dip was cleared, and all the unfunny commercials were adequately ridiculed, few could deny that Receiving Me? held the day. It was a giant … [continue]
You’ve heard the lies from Leslie Fox. Maybe you’ve noticed that someone is named “Pates Baroni”? I thank you for indulging lesser minds, but the time has come for some unadulterated awesome. Vote Bernard Bygott Editor and Chief, or be associated with losers forvever . I trust no one wants to burden themselves with the prospect of such a profoundly barren existence… [continue]
We the Writers of the Receiving Me?, in Order to form a more perfect Blogazine, establish The Funny, insure Interweb Tranquility, provide for the common cold, promote the general Nonsense, and secure the Blessings of Anything to ourselves and our secret selves, do ordain and establish this Charter for Receiving Me?.
So begins that most sacred document, … [continue]
Occasionally I write very involved lies to justify the content on this blogazine. This is not one of those times. Here’s the trailer I made for International Opera Theater’s production of Romeo e Giulietta (the English translation is extremely obscure). Composed by Emily Wong. Conducted by Simone Luti. Directed by Karen Saillant. Rumor is the opera will be coming to … [continue]
Are you tired, listless, and without direction? Do you suffer from addiction to credit cards, alcohol, and amphetamines? Have you left your children to be raised by the state and now they don’t respect you? If you answered yes to any of these questions then you should probably stay far away from Dr. Fox. Seriously, the man … [continue]
