Although I’m a fairly large guy I’m pretty much a baby when it comes to animals. Even if the animal is tiny, I have an innate fear of actually interacting with it (as if the animal’s aura were threatening to take my lunch money). Over the years, and by way of having no choice, I’ve managed to overcome … [continue]

The Oscars: Best Music (Song). This category has been PATHETIC lately. In fact, this category has had many shameful momets. “As Time Goes By” didn’t even get a nod in 1942. That’s ’cause it had been previously used in a 1931 Broadway Musical “Everybody’s Welcome”. (I’m sure you’re all familiar with that classic show that ran for a … [continue]

Notice that I’ve graduated to actual titles on my posts! Eh? You like! That’s ’cause I realized the numbers were getting larger and my ability to count them was diminishing. It’s this thing about double digits… take the number 10; well it seems to me that that number should be no larger than 1, because 1 + 0 … [continue]

First, let me say: if you are waiting for me to write something intelligent before posting a comment, you’re in for a long wait. Second, if you read ENTRY #3 and noticed the “To Be Continued” and assumed I would actually continue at some point, say perhaps like –now–, maybe we’ve never met before? My name is Bernard … [continue]

Well, it’s about time for another entry on this blog (I know you still get no input… hang on… I’m lazy). Let’s talk about diets. I’m on one. I’m always trying to be on one. It rarely works. Here’s the thing about diets: the word doesn’t sound particularly healthy. I mean any word that begins with “die” is … [continue]

What does one write for a first blog? I have no idea who my audience is and I can only hope that you have some vague notion of who I am–that is: nobody. Why should a nobody have a blog? I say why not?! And furthermore I promise more entertainment than the next guy; assuming the next guy … [continue]