Philadelphia, PA - Receiving Me? is currently immersed in the long term process of a short-term business stimulus plan that includes a proposal to offer free gas to its loyal readership.
Readers will receive a $50 gas voucher if they can prove that they peruse Receiving Me? on a regular basis and actually enjoy doing so. This progressive … [continue]
BREAKING - Receiving Me? has obtained a letter penned by Condoleezza Rice, a draft of the letter eventually sent to Congress on the Colombian Free Trade Agreement. This never-before-seen version sheds subtle new light on the reports of Secretary Rice’s interest in the Vice Presidency, but it requires some heavy between-line reading.
Statement by Secretary Condoleezza … [continue]
Sylvester Stallone is planning a last minute presidential bid! Receiving Me? and The Washington Post were the first to break the news!
Watch Post reporter Dana Milbank’s interview with Sly:
What’s more unhealthy than watching a video that highlights all the subjects we’ve covered over the past five months (also known as “our existence”)? Not much. Enjoy!
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The legendary baseball great, Tony Gwynn, has decided to embark on a second career as a spokesperson for Receiving Me?. Gwynn, who recently spent June, “eating my old baseball cards,” feels that he can bring a certain credibility to the magazine that has thus far eluded all other aspects of the company. “The important thing to note is that, as … [continue]
Careful examination of government spending records and budgets has revealed a radical priority shift at both the state and federal levels. “Old” government programs aimed at highway maintenance, effective public schooling, industrial safety regulation, and major crimes investigation have been largely curtailed in favor of a new, radically more ass-painy, initiative.
It’s a move that some are calling … [continue]
Non ho l’iphone!!!
Attimi di panico, attimi di tensione: oggi 11 luglio in Italia si vende ufficialmente l’iphone …. E chi se ne frega?
Come? Ho detto chi se ne frega? Non ce l’ho e non lo voglio? Ma scherzi? E il sado feticismo tecnologico? E il look tecnologico? E la paura di restare sotto la curva dell’innovazione? … [continue]
Receiving Me? will now feature Video Vignettes. As proof, we offer this Oscar worthy clip from an upcoming thriller entitled: “Touring Receiving Me?: The Search for the Floor.”
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Cardiologists, general practitioners, and dietitians of all backgrounds have long recommended oatmeal as a healthy breakfast food. It has an unusually high amount of dietary fiber, both soluble and insoluble and has been conclusively shown to lower the cholesterol levels of those at risk for heart disease. A recent study published in Scientific Breakfaster has shown that oatmeal is … [continue]
Philadelphia, PA - Former Receiving Me? Editor and Chief, Bernard Bygott, will begin a new reign of terror over Receiving Me?’s vast corner of the blogosphere upon appropriation of reliable internet access. Over the past two months, loyal readers of Receiving Me? surely noticed several changes in the editorial standards and picturesque layout one comes to expect from a … [continue]
