The following is what I am dubbing a “Read & Play” piece of fiction. I have no idea who else is doing this on the internet, but I certainly am taking credit for not getting the idea from that person! Anyway, if you like the idea, let me know, and, next time, I might even spend some time on the writing!
How to Navigate a “Read & Play”:
Step 1: Press “Play” … [continue]
It’s been some time since I wrote a good old-fashioned blog entry where I make fun of myself for your reading pleasure. Oh well… this one is serious.
I need a job, like, yesterday… preferably in NYC. You see, I decided to move back to the big city because my life as an amateur blogger who nobody reads wasn’t … [continue]
There’s a place that marshmallows smell.
That’s where I like.
Nobody ruins the stick fights,
And nobody jumps too high… [continue]
Some Place Way too Expensive for Any of Us, Hollywood - In a stunning development, John Mayer is reportedly pregnant with Brad Pitt’s child. As of press time, Jennifer Aniston (former lover of Pitt and current lover of Mayer) could not be reached for comment. However, a source close to Aniston claims that the star believes that the child could … [continue]
What happens when you spend a couple hours trying to film a scene and the audio gets horribly distorted? Apparently you make a silent film. Eat your heart out Chaplin!
Cast: Bernard Bygott and Leslie Fox
Well, much was learned after editing the first half of RM?’s Oscar podcast. Some noted how there was a lack of “ideas” or “continuity”, while others focused on someone’s whiny sounding voice. (Hey, I’m just keepin’ it real, baby!) Overall, the show was a sensational success.
Now, the second half of this soon-to-be-famous pod is much shorter and contains a few less pointless tangents, but may just wow audiences anyway. Discerning listeners (as if we have that kind) will note that RM? dipped deeply into emergency funds… [continue]
