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Archive for May 2009

Subjects Unknown: Part 1

May 27th, 2009 | By Bernard Bygott | Category: Eargasms

What happens when Leslie and Bernard don’t tell each other what they plan to podcast about? Listen to part 1 and find out…

Oh yes, and now I type other words here so that the layout looks okay, and you excuse me because … [continue]



Pardon our Dust

May 25th, 2009 | By Leslie Fox | Category: Eargasms

Come with Bernard and Leslie on a magical audio tour of technical mishap and miscomminication. Yes, it’s a mess, but it’s all part of bringing you the best possible podcast. Enjoy! …[continue]



Five Minutes You’ll Never Get Back- REMIXED

May 15th, 2009 | By Leslie Fox | Category: Eargasms

Like all great entertainments of the twentieth century, Receiving Me? podcasts yield a rich harvest of out-takes and bloopers. And certainly we are not the type to deny our audience the, ahem, pleasure of yet more or our nonsense. So gaze behind the curtain at Receiving Me? studios and into the vast vacuum of our talent. … [continue]



RM? Pods the TV Murder Genius

May 14th, 2009 | By Bernard Bygott | Category: Eargasms

“Eargasms” hosts, Bernard Bygott and Leslie Fox, are proud to present semi-organized banter on the phenomenon of the TV murder genius. Other words may eventually go here expressing more relevant points on the topic, but exhaustion has set in, and this writer needs a shower. If you like what you hear, subscribe, tell your friends, and send rations. Better yet, … [continue]



Jar Jar in New Trek?

May 14th, 2009 | By Bernard Bygott | Category: News

In an unprecedented stunt that some believe may have originated from George Lucas’s Skywalker Ranch, Jar-Jar Binks has been digitally inserted into several theatrical releases of the newest Star Trek film. In these altered cuts, Jar-Jar, the controversial character from Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace, appears in numerous shots “being annoying,” “insulting intelligence,” and “killing childhood.” His … [continue]



Tech Rehearsal

May 12th, 2009 | By Bernard Bygott | Category: Eargasms

Dear “Eargasms” listeners,

A long, long time ago, RM? co-founders, Leslie Fox and Bernard Bygott, tried to record a podcast chronicling the USA TV show “Burn Notice”. It was a complete disaster. Our previous podcasts were recorded in a professional studio, but the “Burn Notice” session was our first attempt to accomplish repartee in a non-studio environment (Leslie’s parents’ living room). We sucked. … [continue]



Steven Seagal, “Best Actor” Front-runner

May 10th, 2009 | By Bernard Bygott | Category: News

Action star, Steven Seagal, has had a fruitful career in the direct-to-video circuit for the past ten years, but Oscar insiders are projecting a major comeback for the hair plugged action giant. Later this month, Seagal will release a film that represents his “most intense, most personal work to date,” aptly titled Driven to Kill. According to sources too made up … [continue]



Adventures in Paper

May 10th, 2009 | By Bernard Bygott | Category: Unhealthy Living

I can’t seem to grow up. There is some radical, rogue chemical in my thick skull that leads me to make decisions that ensure I maintain the maturity level of a kindergartener. I love this chemical. I hate this chemical. Everyone around me is getting married, launching careers, making plans, discussing serious issues that get printed on the front page … [continue]



Ninja Footage Discovered, Co-Founder Still Missing

May 9th, 2009 | By Bernard Bygott | Category: Video Vignettes

While on a mission to locate long-lost co-founder, Leslie Fox, members of the RM? task force discovered documentary footage that they claim sheds new light on Fox’s disappearance. According to sources familiar with the film, Fox is depicted as a “highly trained ninja” who has mastered “out of sync voice projection” and other vital ninja skills. Why Fox is seen … [continue]



RM?’s “Eargasms” on iTunes!!!

May 8th, 2009 | By Bernard Bygott | Category: Eargasms, News

Despite our solemn oath of eternal anonymity, we at RM? have decided to expose ourselves to iTunes. From this day forward, all “Eargasms” entries will appear on iTunes, so why not subscribe below! And, yes… hopefully iTunes can handle our massive junk!!! [continue]