Many people noticed that the 81st Oscars were a consciously toned down affair, a decision that was made, no doubt, in an attempt to make movie stars seem more like the largely unemployed public watching at home. However, one viewer, Gull E. Bull, a private detective from a place you definitely think is stupid, actually placed a call to 911 to … [continue]

The Academy Awards are just around the corner and, thus far, destined to continue a long tradition of awarding obvious, over-bloated sentimentality. But RM? has submitted a proposal to the Academy which, if implemented, will surely change the course of history and maybe even save the reputation of the weepy-eyed conglomerate. RM? advises… triumph by head size. Supporters of the … [continue]

Las Vegas, NEVADA - This time of year, many men, and even a few testosterone soaked women, place their trust and piggy banks in the hands of online sports handicappers. Unfortunately, a significant majority of these so-called “betting experts” are far better at handicapping savings accounts than they are at projecting football winners. That people continue to trust the opinions … [continue]