It’s been some time since I wrote a good old-fashioned blog entry where I make fun of myself for your reading pleasure. Oh well… this one is serious.

I need a job, like, yesterday… preferably in NYC. You see, I decided to move back to the big city because my life as an amateur blogger who nobody reads wasn’t … [continue]

(If perchance you missed the title… this article is the continuation of something critics recently dubbed “brilliant”– a quote that may or may not have been prompted by National Speak Like A Guinness Ad Day.)

Shirt Guy was a character straight out of one of those R-rated teenage comedy films. There was an air of implausibility to every one … [continue]

Though I am most commonly known as “the blog guy who won’t give up” or “the man without punctuation” a few unlucky citizens have had the misfortune of watching me interpret Shakespeare and less pretentious writers of the stage. A handful have survived to tell the tale, and among them I count many unbiased family members and lovers. I’ve … [continue]