John McCain, the Maverick Republican Senator from Arizona, has disappeared from the public eye. The rumors as to his activities have been wildly divergent. Some claim that McCain is working as a short order chef in Gary, IN; others swear that he has become a lady-boy pleasure slave in a Laotian karaoke bar; strangest of all are the claims … [continue]

SOUTH PORTLAND, MAINE - Somewhat calling into question the conventional wisdom of the 2008 campaign, it was discovered Monday that Arizona Senator John Sidney McCain III, 71, is also running for president.

The disquieting news was unearthed as legions of reporters covering the overseas fact-finding trip of Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill, found e-mails on their Blackberries containing a press … [continue]

This magazine recently ran two pieces endorsing Barrack Obama, firmly ensconsing Receiving Me? in the radical tradition of Hollywood Celiberals and neo Clooney-ism. And by tradition, I mean left wing moonbat conspiracy. Before you call me an A.M. radio listening wingnut [i] for making such an accusation, I offer you unequivocal proof: Hollywood provided this very magazine with a quid … [continue]