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Posts Tagged ‘ Barack Obama ’

From a Fly on the Wall in GOP Headquarters

Feb 27th, 2009 | By Leslie Fox | Category: Political Pinions

Gentlemen, I’m not going to sugarcoat it. We just got our derrieres punted good, and it looks like the old pay back leg is winding up for another round. We don’t do something soon, we’re all gonna be standing around too sore to sit.

We all know what happened over the last eight years… The damned … [continue]



History Watch: Obama’s Transitional Government

Jan 20th, 2009 | By Leslie Fox | Category: Political Pinions

As we enter the closing days of what has become a controversial pre-administration the time come to take history’s first passing glance at what has just transpired. On November fourth, 2008 President-elect Barack Obama won the national election. It’s hard to believe, but a child born on that day would already be almost three months old, and … [continue]



Guy Who Likes Obama on Inauguration Speech

Jan 20th, 2009 | By Leslie Fox | Category: News

There are times when as an unpaid, unprofessional blog satirist I need to step back from my civic duty of throwing paper airplanes at the chalkboard and simply take a moment as it is. Such a time was today during President Obama’s inauguration speech. All through the pre-event coverage I heard voters interviewed, “What do you want … [continue]



Pro-Readership Propaganda deux

Dec 19th, 2008 | By Bernard Bygott | Category: Toxic Eye Candy

The Deep, Dark Recesses, INTERWEB - Due to the overwhelming success (it happened) of the initial entry in Receiving Me?’s Pro-Readership Propaganda movement, The Board of Director has decided to allow a second entry in the series, so long as the second entry maintains an “equally low standard in creative and artistic accomplishment.” No doubt the board will be thoroughly satisfied… [continue]



Obama wins Receiving Me? election! (Nader remains hopeful)

Nov 21st, 2008 | By Bernard Bygott | Category: Unhealthy Living

It was a hard fought election, but before the fake ballots were even counted, Barack Obama was declared the first African American Editor and Chief of Receiving Me?. Experts agree that Editor and Chief Elect Obama benefited from not knowing or even caring about the election results. “Unlike his opponents, who made jackasses out of themselves, Obama stayed above the … [continue]



Obama has Only One Choice for Cabinet: Wu – Tang!

Nov 20th, 2008 | By Freeman Frohlich | Category: Political Pinions

In more civil and banal times, I could get behind the President choosing a cabinet to promote stability and continuity, or for simple political reasons.  This is no time for Carter-ian prudence, though.  America voted for change.  America gave Obama the mandate to bring the motherfuckin’ ruckus.

The voters, or maybe the fates themselves, have already decided how to … [continue]



President-elect Oboma to Move Forward on Cabinet

Nov 11th, 2008 | By Leslie Fox | Category: Political Pinions

Washington DC- With a severe economic crisis and two on going wars, President-elect Barack Obama will, from the first day of his administration, face challenges as great as any incoming president has since the end of the second world war.  In light of this, Senator Obama has already begun to move towards establishing his administration. 

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Obama, #44

Nov 5th, 2008 | By Leslie Fox | Category: News

Chicago IL, Hundreds of thousands flocked to Grant park last night to witness history with their own eyes.  They chanted their mantra into the evening air in hope and anticipation, “Yes we can! Yes we can!”  Finally, after a wait that lasted hours, years, or a lifetime, the numbers came through, ballots were tallied and Barack Obama … [continue]



Will The Real J-Biddle Please Stand Up?

Aug 26th, 2008 | By Bernard Bygott | Category: Political Pinions

BREAKING - Senator Joseph Biden (D-DE) has answered criticism that he is both out of touch with Barack Obama’s message of “change” and long past his prime with a sudden and dramatic makeover. Biden is calling his new look “radical garb,” which he describes as “a swingin’ combination of raw urban wear and sterile conformity.” He claims to … [continue]



Overlooked V.P. Candidates

Aug 24th, 2008 | By Bernard Bygott | Category: Political Pinions

Although Barack Obama has named Senator Joseph Biden as his vice presidential running mate, many deserving, talented individuals were overlooked in the process. The following is a list of some of the most viciously slighted, ranked in order from “please make this happen” to “Earthtopia”. Perhaps Senator John McCain will take note.

Dave Chapelle. What he lacks in reliability, … [continue]