The legendary baseball great, Tony Gwynn, has decided to embark on a second career as a spokesperson for Receiving Me?. Gwynn, who recently spent June, “eating my old baseball cards,” feels that he can bring a certain credibility to the magazine that has thus far eluded all other aspects of the company. “The important thing to note is that, as … [continue]
Philadelphia, PA – The house has been reserved and the rent paid. A trip to Wal-Mart has procured the requisite oversized towels and horseshoe set. Only one thing remains to be done before Joe Canella packs his bags and leaves for the South Jersey shore next weekend. He needs to lose 25 lbs and maybe tone up the guns … [continue]
I approach this article with extreme trepidation. Cautiously I peck at my keyboard knowing full well I have no right to be typing. Since the dawn of time, Athletic Support has been the domain of an intelligent and knowledgeable source of athletic wisdom known simply as Brett “The Hitman” Harsch; but due to unforeseen “work obligations”, Support has … [continue]
Athletic Support would like to take a break from misinforming you about basketball and baseball and talk to you for a moment about an ongoing crisis in this country. Athletic Support hates two things, intolerance of others and Scientology. And even though we have always felt this way, we feel those crazy “alien souls trapped in a volcano” believing … [continue]
Beloved readers, Athletic Support would like to apologize for the delay in communications; we’ve been busy lately with our “job.” But we are back and feeling only slightly bitter about the fact that we can, at best, finish second in our office pool to some random girl who miraculously picked Davidson over Wisconsin. However, we’ve moved beyond this disappointment to … [continue]
Football! Wrong Season!
Baseball! Not Yet!
Hockey! Who Cares!
Basketball! Just Right!
The madness of March descends upon us once again, like vipers from planes or the careers of overcharged politicians. (Jersey girls: 5 drinks on the shore or 3 grand in the city) And yet, we are still excited, nay entranced by the yearly spectacle of basketball mediocrity wrought by early departures to … [continue]
