The legendary baseball great, Tony Gwynn, has decided to embark on a second career as a spokesperson for Receiving Me?. Gwynn, who recently spent June, “eating my old baseball cards,” feels that he can bring a certain credibility to the magazine that has thus far eluded all other aspects of the company. “The important thing to note is that, as … [continue]

Receiving Me? is proud to announce its newest columnist: the gifted Colin Ydig. Mr. Ydig did not apply to be a staff writer, but rather was asked to join the team after writing a letter to the editor that was far more eloquent than anything previously seen in the annals of this erudite publication. Now, the cutthroat employees of … [continue]

Reports have been confirmed that Stephen King’s application to join the Receiving Me? lineup has been denied. Mr. King needed a majority vote from the four person staff, but only managed to glean two votes (from founders Bernard Bygott and Leslie Fox). Unfortunately for Mr. King, staff writer Richard P. did not attend the meeting, due to what … [continue]