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Posts Tagged ‘ depression ’

Depression Study

Nov 9th, 2008 | By Pates Baroni | Category: News

Wichita, Kansas. A new study has found that depression is a waste of time. Students at Wichita State University are compiling a list of millions of activities more fulfilling than those most commonly associated with depression, namely sleeping, overeating and suicidal thoughts. 

You may be surprised to hear that blogging is on the list, as … [continue]



This One’s for Spam

Aug 3rd, 2008 | By Bernard Bygott | Category: Unhealthy Living

Let’s talk about spam. Like any website, Receivng Me? is attacked by spam commenting spiders and bots on a daily basis. Fortunately, we are a small enough site for maintenance to be possible without too much hassle; spam catching programs are installed, and we usually delete no more than ten comments a day. Spammers are smart enough to … [continue]



Amazing New Self Help Seminar. Really Works, I Promise!

Apr 29th, 2008 | By Leslie Fox | Category: Literary Ether

Have you been roped into buying books written by smooth talking hucksters promising everything from real estate wealth to easy weight loss? Have you been working at home on three internet get rich schemes while popping penis growth pills and just trying to save enough to give your family a few of Oprah’s favorite things? Do you think that positive … [continue]



Panacea: everything that’s wrong with you and me in three easy steps

Apr 8th, 2008 | By Pates Baroni | Category: Baroni's Baloney

It is April 7th and I am fat. Why should this concern you? Let’s not be coy tubby, you are too. That jelly belly isn’t full of giggles, it’s full of shame and Ben and Jerry’s. But let’s not stop there. Where’s Surinam? Don’t know, do you? There’s no shame in that; nobody knows where Surinam is except … [continue]



Basement Dreams

Feb 24th, 2008 | By Bernard Bygott | Category: Unhealthy Living

Notice that I’ve graduated to actual titles on my posts! Eh? You like! That’s ’cause I realized the numbers were getting larger and my ability to count them was diminishing. It’s this thing about double digits… take the number 10; well it seems to me that that number should be no larger than 1, because 1 + 0 … [continue]