There is absolutely no reason I should have to exert so much energy in order to communicate. Half the time I just stop talking in the middle of sentences, because my will to express a particular idea is weaker than my desire to preserve energy and maintain suitable lassitude levels. There is just no way that anything I … [continue]

Wrinkles: Nobody really prepares you properly for these strange crevices that appear on your face. As a guy, I suppose, I’m not even supposed to acknowledge their existence. Or I’m supposed to pretend to be proud of them, ‘cause they make me look more like Sean Connery and less like Leonardo DiCaprio. But the fact of the … [continue]

Notice that I’ve graduated to actual titles on my posts! Eh? You like! That’s ’cause I realized the numbers were getting larger and my ability to count them was diminishing. It’s this thing about double digits… take the number 10; well it seems to me that that number should be no larger than 1, because 1 + 0 … [continue]