The answer to all of life’s deepest and most profound mysteries has been revealed. Receiving Me? coffee minion, Bernard Bygott, made the incredible discovery while tinkering with web-layout during an office party which his imaginary colleagues accidentally forgot to invite him to. Douglas Adams fans will be disappointed to hear that the answer is not 42; Kiefer Sutherland fans will … [continue]

Well, now I’ve done it.

At some point when I was in tenth grade, I arbitrarily decided that I would no longer wear underwear. It wasn’t based on something sexual (I was a somewhat late bloomer who didn’t really do anything with a girl -or boy- until I was seventeen) nor was it a rebellion against huge money-mongering … [continue]

Ok, so I’m just gonna get this out of the way up front.

Christ, as in Jesus Christ, referred to by some as “our Lord and Savior” got off easy.

I apologize if you are offended for either religious or some weird sadomasochistic envy reasons, but it’s true. Lets skip the quibbling over whether he was … [continue]