The Deep, Dark Recesses, INTERWEB - Due to the overwhelming success (it happened) of the initial entry in Receiving Me?’s Pro-Readership Propaganda movement, The Board of Director has decided to allow a second entry in the series, so long as the second entry maintains an “equally low standard in creative and artistic accomplishment.” No doubt the board will be thoroughly satisfied… [continue]

Receiving Me? obtained the following article from The Society for the Betterment of Follicle Health.

Our Completely Irrefutable Presidential Hairdo Review

First, a few notes on recent presidential candidates (just for fun):

John Edwards. The cheating cheat! He’s unworthy of the hair on his own head. Can we touch, can we touch?

Barack Obama. Well groomed, … [continue]

Acknowledging his lack of support from an all-important constituency within the Democratic Party, presumptive party nominee Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., announced his intention to focus his efforts upon winning the Lanny Davis vote.

Davis, an attorney and an irrationally rabid supporter of New York senator Hillary Clinton’s during the Democratic primaries, has been extremely critical of Sen. Obama, and … [continue]

I had (for a few months now) assumed that Hillary Clinton was the first woman in the United States to win a presidential primary. Turns out, as you may already know, I was wrong. In 1972 Shirley Chisholm took sixty-seven percent of the vote in the New Jersey Democratic primary, becoming both the first African-American and first woman to … [continue]

Recently Receiving Me? published an article in which is was stated that Hillary Clinton was the love child of Eva Peron and a Hitler clone wrought from the bowels of a super science lab created in Brazil by members of the Fourth Reich. Editors of Receiving Me? have only recently received evidence that all Hitler Clones produced in South … [continue]

(Originally Published February 22, 2008)

So, you need to choose a presidential candidate and you have come to me, the all knowing, all feeling, all flowing source of information. There are many good candidates and the decision can be difficult, but let me offer you some wisdom from the Bygott tree. Let’s say perhaps that you are a McCain … [continue]