I just don’t know what to make of this behavior. You say you want to do better, that you love your mother but then this… outrage. Palestine, how many times have I told you not to get Israel riled up by shooting her with rockets, you know how sensitive she is. And Israel, I politely asked you to … [continue]

This morning I awoke to fluffy white clouds dotting an otherwise pristine blue sky. Thinking of all the day had to offer, I turned over and promptly fell back to sleep. An hour or so later I awoke and begrudgingly shed my cocoon.

My refrigerator, normally stocked to capacity with fresh fruits and veggies, was barren. I knew … [continue]

Islamabad, Pakistan (May 2) In an attempt to rekindle interest in destroying the U.S., Dr. Ayman al-Zawahiri unveiled plans today for Martyr Kingdom, the largest theme park ever constructed by a single terrorist network. Al-Qaeda is also in negotiations for the rights to the Hammas children’s puppet show series called the Exceptionals.

“The terms of the negotiation keep changing … [continue]