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Brangelina Baby Conspiracy

Aug 2nd, 2008 | By Bernard Bygott | Category: Unhealthy Living

LOS ANGELES, CA - Much hype has been made concerning which periodical will be the first to score the much coveted, so-called, “Brangelina baby pictures” (pictures of twins, Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline, the latest inheritors of the Angelina Jolie/Brad Pitt empire of fortune). The drive-by-media would have you think that People Magazine has acquired exclusive rights to the first … [continue]



Pour One Out For My Celly

Apr 5th, 2008 | By Bernard Bygott | Category: Unhealthy Living

I have a very old cell phone. Some cell phones take pictures, access the interweb, use GPS technology, cure cancer, and have strange and amazing names like “MontaVista Mobilinux 5.0″, or “RIM BlackBerry Pearl Cellular 1.3″, or “I’m Richer Than You 3.3″, but my cell phone has a mirror. It’s a small round mirror about the size of … [continue]