Hair enthusiasts throughout the United States were sent reeling last week when John Edwards admitted partaking in certain extracurricular activities with a former staffer, thus committing political suicide and erasing any hope that the “man with the perfect hair” might one day reach America’s highest office. Senior Vice President of The Society for the Betterment of Follicle Health (SBFH), Curly … [continue]

SOUTH PORTLAND, MAINE - Somewhat calling into question the conventional wisdom of the 2008 campaign, it was discovered Monday that Arizona Senator John Sidney McCain III, 71, is also running for president.

The disquieting news was unearthed as legions of reporters covering the overseas fact-finding trip of Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill, found e-mails on their Blackberries containing a press … [continue]

Reports have been confirmed that Stephen King’s application to join the Receiving Me? lineup has been denied. Mr. King needed a majority vote from the four person staff, but only managed to glean two votes (from founders Bernard Bygott and Leslie Fox). Unfortunately for Mr. King, staff writer Richard P. did not attend the meeting, due to what … [continue]