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Satanic Messages of Steve Jobs: REVEALED!

Apr 12th, 2009 | By Bernard Bygott | Category: Video Vignettes

Steve Jobs, like other uber-cool celebrities before him, has been hiding Satanic messages in his public appearances for years. Only recently, however, has anybody decoded his messages. It seems that most people assumed that a techno-wiz like Jobs would have used some complicated algorithm to mask his agenda. It turns out Jobs used a simple “backmasking” tecnique, like the Beatles … [continue]


Wrinkle Me This, Wrinkle Me That

Mar 29th, 2008 | By Bernard Bygott | Category: Unhealthy Living

Wrinkles: Nobody really prepares you properly for these strange crevices that appear on your face. As a guy, I suppose, I’m not even supposed to acknowledge their existence. Or I’m supposed to pretend to be proud of them, ‘cause they make me look more like Sean Connery and less like Leonardo DiCaprio. But the fact of the … [continue]