OFFICIAL RULES OF THE NBA

1. Games last 48 minutes, divided into 4 quarters of 12 minutes each.

a. No effort by players required…
b. Except for the last 5 minutes of the game.

2. Traveling is defined as taking more than 3 steps without dribbling
the ball…

a. Except for Kobe Bryant.
b. … [continue]

Football! Wrong Season!

Baseball! Not Yet!

Hockey! Who Cares!

Basketball! Just Right!

The madness of March descends upon us once again, like vipers from planes or the careers of overcharged politicians. (Jersey girls: 5 drinks on the shore or 3 grand in the city) And yet, we are still excited, nay entranced by the yearly spectacle of basketball mediocrity wrought by early departures to … [continue]