Well, much was learned after editing the first half of RM?’s Oscar podcast. Some noted how there was a lack of “ideas” or “continuity”, while others focused on someone’s whiny sounding voice. (Hey, I’m just keepin’ it real, baby!) Overall, the show was a sensational success.

Now, the second half of this soon-to-be-famous pod is much shorter and contains a few less pointless tangents, but may just wow audiences anyway. Discerning listeners (as if we have that kind) will note that RM? dipped deeply into emergency funds… [continue]

There should be clever text here that will entice you to listen to RM?’s first podcast which covers the Oscars in a breathtakingly brilliant manner. However, it is currently four o’clock in the morning and attempting such writing is dangerous at best.

Here is the first part in a two part series on the Oscars. (There will also be … [continue]

Many people noticed that the 81st Oscars were a consciously toned down affair, a decision that was made, no doubt, in an attempt to make movie stars seem more like the largely unemployed public watching at home. However, one viewer, Gull E. Bull, a private detective from a place you definitely think is stupid, actually placed a call to 911 to … [continue]

The Academy Awards are just around the corner and, thus far, destined to continue a long tradition of awarding obvious, over-bloated sentimentality. But RM? has submitted a proposal to the Academy which, if implemented, will surely change the course of history and maybe even save the reputation of the weepy-eyed conglomerate. RM? advises… triumph by head size. Supporters of the … [continue]

The Oscars: Best Music (Song). This category has been PATHETIC lately. In fact, this category has had many shameful momets. “As Time Goes By” didn’t even get a nod in 1942. That’s ’cause it had been previously used in a 1931 Broadway Musical “Everybody’s Welcome”. (I’m sure you’re all familiar with that classic show that ran for a … [continue]