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Posts Tagged ‘ Pates Baroni ’

Tribute to Pates Baroni, Fallen Comrade

Jul 26th, 2009 | By Bernard Bygott | Category: Featured Articles

Many writers have passed through the RM? pages, never to come back. Few will be missed as much as our dearly departed friend, Pates Baroni. Pates, whose name you are no-doubt mispronouncing (it’s actually two syllables: Pot-Tays), was a gift to all mankind… and… well.. the rest is silence…

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McCain’s Whereabouts Revealed

Jul 30th, 2008 | By Leslie Fox | Category: News

John McCain, the Maverick Republican Senator from Arizona, has disappeared from the public eye. The rumors as to his activities have been wildly divergent. Some claim that McCain is working as a short order chef in Gary, IN; others swear that he has become a lady-boy pleasure slave in a Laotian karaoke bar; strangest of all are the claims … [continue]



Mag to Offer Free Gas!

Jul 21st, 2008 | By Bernard Bygott | Category: News

Philadelphia, PA - Receiving Me? is currently immersed in the long term process of a short-term business stimulus plan that includes a proposal to offer free gas to its loyal readership.

Readers will receive a $50 gas voucher if they can prove that they peruse Receiving Me? on a regular basis and actually enjoy doing so. This progressive … [continue]