The legendary baseball great, Tony Gwynn, has decided to embark on a second career as a spokesperson for Receiving Me?. Gwynn, who recently spent June, “eating my old baseball cards,” feels that he can bring a certain credibility to the magazine that has thus far eluded all other aspects of the company. “The important thing to note is that, as … [continue]

At 7:30 am, in a quiet abandoned parking-lot somewhere in rural West Virginia, Bob Woodward, made famous by his coverage of the Bob Woodward kidnapping, was released to the wild. He stepped hesitantly from the keeper’s van and was for a moment blinded and paralized by the early morning light.  Bob was last seen rapidly receding in the rear view … [continue]

Receiving Me? is proud to announce its newest columnist: the gifted Colin Ydig. Mr. Ydig did not apply to be a staff writer, but rather was asked to join the team after writing a letter to the editor that was far more eloquent than anything previously seen in the annals of this erudite publication. Now, the cutthroat employees of … [continue]