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Christmas: it just keeps going and going and going….

Dec 7th, 2008 | By Bernard Bygott | Category: News

North Pole, Arctic Ocean - With the overwhelming success of cinematic masterwork, Four Christmases, executives at Time Warner Inc. have decided to greenlight (cheesy pun intended) three sequels: Five Christmases, Six Christmases, and Seven Kwanzaas. Vince Vaughn, currently busy “getting laid after a long dry spell,” is reported to be on board for the three films as long as a “hot blond is also involved.” Apparently last year’s Christmas film, Fred Claus, taught Vaughn that very important lesson… [continue]