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Criminalize Soccer

Dec 16th, 2008 | By Freeman Frohlich | Category: Athletic Support

A likely trio of illegal immigrants, liberal intelligentsia, and professional basketball players has joined forces to destroy America’s sporting traditions from within this free land.  Their goal is nothing less than destroying the American ideal of manhood through importing the “world’s game” to our shores, and implanting it in the soul of the nation’s youth.

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NBA Rules

Mar 19th, 2008 | By Brett Harsch | Category: Athletic Support

OFFICIAL RULES OF THE NBA

1. Games last 48 minutes, divided into 4 quarters of 12 minutes each.

a. No effort by players required…
b. Except for the last 5 minutes of the game.

2. Traveling is defined as taking more than 3 steps without dribbling
the ball…

a. Except for Kobe Bryant.
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