It seems like just yesterday that the future was a place you wanted to be. A marvelous tomorrow-land where all disease and inconvenience would be banished to museums and the third world. Yes, the tomorrow of our forefathers was a marvelous place, a perfect society were families would gather around the touch-screen and dig in to nutrient hampers laden with Pseudo-Turkey®, AlmostCorn©, and Valeriatatos™. Mother and Father would look on with pride as… [continue]

LOS ANGELES, CA - Much hype has been made concerning which periodical will be the first to score the much coveted, so-called, “Brangelina baby pictures” (pictures of twins, Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline, the latest inheritors of the Angelina Jolie/Brad Pitt empire of fortune). The drive-by-media would have you think that People Magazine has acquired exclusive rights to the first … [continue]