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Overlooked V.P. Candidates

Aug 24th, 2008 | By Bernard Bygott | Category: Political Pinions

Although Barack Obama has named Senator Joseph Biden as his vice presidential running mate, many deserving, talented individuals were overlooked in the process. The following is a list of some of the most viciously slighted, ranked in order from “please make this happen” to “Earthtopia”. Perhaps Senator John McCain will take note.

Dave Chapelle. What he lacks in reliability, … [continue]



Letter to The Editor

Jul 28th, 2008 | By Bernard Bygott | Category: News

FAN MAIL FROM A MR. DAVID LOAR
-if, in fact, that is his real name-

Dear Mr. Bygott, if that is your real name,

I just finished reading your alleged “magazine” and can only say that I hated it more than life itself. “Funniness” is not what we need in a time of terrorist insanity, military-industrial psycho complexes, braindead murderous despot war … [continue]



Leaked Rice

Jul 21st, 2008 | By Paul Fidalgo | Category: Political Pinions

BREAKING - Receiving Me? has obtained a letter penned by Condoleezza Rice, a draft of the letter eventually sent to Congress on the Colombian Free Trade Agreement. This never-before-seen version sheds subtle new light on the reports of Secretary Rice’s interest in the Vice Presidency, but it requires some heavy between-line reading.

Statement by Secretary Condoleezza … [continue]



Al-Qaeda Unveils Plans for Amusement Park on Pakistan-Afghan Border

May 2nd, 2008 | By Pates Baroni | Category: News

Islamabad, Pakistan (May 2) In an attempt to rekindle interest in destroying the U.S., Dr. Ayman al-Zawahiri unveiled plans today for Martyr Kingdom, the largest theme park ever constructed by a single terrorist network. Al-Qaeda is also in negotiations for the rights to the Hammas children’s puppet show series called the Exceptionals.

“The terms of the negotiation keep changing … [continue]