The staff of Receiving Me? recently mounted a courageous expedition into the basement in search of staples. We did not find any. However we did come upon an ancient sea chest crammed full of arcane scribblings on weathered parchment. After consulting with a team of experts from the San Diego Zoo it was concluded that these parchments were in fact earlier editions of Receiving Me?. In this section you’ll find a few of the highlights culled from our long and sordid history.

5000 years ago Cain kills his brother Abel. An angry God comes looking for answers. Abel’s blood, then a correspondent of Receiving Me? cries out the vile truth. Cain is forced to give up farming. He buys a condo in the land of Nod, on the fashionable east side of Eden, and takes a correspondence course in accounting. Abel’s blood, decidedly nonplussed by this turn of events, gets out of the journalism business.

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